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Salut~

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Hopefully I will be a bit more active on here, now that I can access dA on my school laptop (isn't Dimka a marvel :P )
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by :iconjadeannabelart:

10 Unnecessary Things About My OC That You Really Didn't Need to Know meme.

Rules:
1. You must post these rules.
2. Each character must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create ten new questions for the characters you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 10 characters to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their pages and tell them you have tagged her/him.
6. No tag backs
7. No garbage in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you're reading this." You legitimately have to tag 10 characters

Jasmine (duh, dudes, though you're dealing with neo-Jasmine, so Cole. Cause I feel like it.)

1. If you had a pet fish, what would you call it?
Do you reckon I could get a shark??? No? I guess no one would let me have one, huh? It would end up being called, "That fish that is lucky it wasn't eaten or used for bait". I'd forget to feed it and then Sam and/or the twins would get really pissed at me because none of them would bother (seriously just cause I'm a mum now does not mean I am any more responsible. That is still Sam's job), but stuff them. They have a couple of horses, a panther and two dragons between them, why the ginthet would they want a /fish/???
2. Robots or Aliens?
Seeing as I have been dealing with aliens since I was fifteen years old a couple of robots would be kind of nice to blow up...
3. Quick! You're hat is trying to eat your skull!You...?
Calmly remove it from my skull and place it on someone else's head. Markus' preferably. Asshole deserves it.
4. Potatoes or lemons?
Lemons are actually fun to eat... This epiphany happened with Victory. As all Victory-related epiphanies this involved vodka...
5. You just learned the main antagonist to your story is a cyborg monkey....?
That means they have an off-switch? Why on earth didn't we work this out years ago????
6. Why DID the chicken cross the road?
Probably fleeing for my children, little tykes *affectionately*. There /is/ a reason why Sam and I haven't allowed them access to actual weapons though...
7. You have five seconds to live, you...?
Well, everyone has their time. Might as well make it the time of most of the people in the vicinity too.
8. You were just eaten by a whale, how do you escape?
I have knives. Very sharp knives. That whale doesn't stand a chance. Especially if I have somewhere to be.
9. You just woke up in bed with your most hated companion, you...?
Work out exactly /why/ I am in bed with them... if there isn't an explanation I am happy with some people are dying and then I ma not getting out of my bathtub for a month. Ew. Lucky for me I don't need to keep anyone in particular alive any more...
10. Someone ate your pet fish, how do you wreak vengeance?
Well I don't care... But if Alec and Vai were upset I would fix the problem.

I TAG
:iconjac-the-glomper:
:iconferdiee-the-dragon:
:iconcurioustreemochild:
:iconuberbleachfan:
:iconseptimussage:
:icontoriibluee:
:iconjude-morgenstern:
:icongogo-ghosty:
:iconpainteddoq:
:icontailsfan1:

My questions for you:
1. Do you make a left turn???
2. Politicians kidnap you, what happens?
3. You discover a cult that worships a little children's television programme you...?
4. A relative dies and leaves you with a large sum of money, so you decide to buy a theme park, what do you do with it?
5. A man knocks on your door and tells you that he is a genie and can grant you three wishes if you give him $50 bucks, what do you do?
6. Your significant other (if you don't have one make it your mum) makes you a pie, what kind of pie is it? More importantly is it edible?
7. A dragon eats your pie, how do you react?
8. What colour/s do you associate with your favourite kind of music?
9. Someone you trust borrows your laptop and manages to completely annihilate it, what do you do?
10. The internet dries up, what do you do?
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A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13.

People call another Guy fat, No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight .

People call an old man ugly, No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.

People call a boy who draws guns a future serial killer, what they don't know is that boy is just an artist who wants to serve and protect the very people who mocked him.

People accuse a kid that uses a laptop on classes to write his notes of spending the whole class playing games and being on the internet. What they don't know is that that kid sustained injuries on his writing hand and arm which never healed and cause him excruciating pain if he writes for too long.

Repost this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't.
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Something I pinched from :iconjac-the-glomper: :P

Birthday: April 25 (Anzac Day.)
Eye Colour: blue
Hair Colour: blonde
Height: I cant remember any more....
Right or Left Handed: right
Your Weakness: Sand.
Your Fears: After death. Losing myself.
Your Most Overused Phrase: I don't know. But if I say 'honestly' or 'seriously' one more time I am going to have to kill something...
Thoughts First Waking Thought: Why doesn't the sun have an 'off' switch???
Your Best Physical Feature: hair.
Your bedtime: my mum says 8:30 or 9:30, I'm usually up till 11 at least. It's holidays, so 2 at least.
Pepsi or Coke: COKE!
McDonalds or Burger King: Neither. But it's Hungry Jacks. god.
Ice Cream or Yogurt: Ice cream. duh.
Pizza or Chinese: I agree with yum cha, Nica. :P
Waffles or Pancakes: Pancakes! Best food ever! (Where did you think Temp got it, god. *laughs*)
Single or Group Dates: this implies I have a someone to take on a date. Which I don't.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Caramel! yeah, chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: CAFFEINE!!!!!!!!! *zombie*
Do You Smoke: No, tis dumb.
Do You Drink: No, too young.
Do You Swear: Yes.
Do You Sing: Yup.
Do You Shower Daily: yes
Do You Floss: not usually.
Do You Drive: Wish I could.
Have You Been In Love: not yet.
Have You Ever Cheated On Your Bf/Gf: Once again, this implies I have/had one. But no.
Do You Want To Get Married: *shrugs* yeah.
Do You Believe in Yourself: nope.
Do You Get Motion sickness: never have.
Do You Think You are Attractive: also a no.
Do You Get Along With Your Parents: My dad? yeah. My mum? Not so much.
Do You Have Any Brothers or Sisters: A little sister.
Do You Like Thunderstorms: I adore them. I'm not allowed to go out in them though *sulks like a toddler*
Do You Play an Instrument: I /can/ play flute. Sort of. But I haven't picked the goddamn instrument up in over six months.
Do You Have any Pets: Once had goldfish and cats. All dead.
What Is Your Favorite Colour: Black, grey, green, dark blue, dark red, sometimes purple. It depends on my mood, really.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope. Not old enough.
In the past month have you Smoked: *facepalm* Already said I don't!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: antihistamines count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I haven't had Oreos in forever...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: SUSHI! Yes.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: umm...why would I want to? That's a no.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not that I can think of...
Ever Been Drunk: No.
Ever Been Called a Tease: Also no.
Ever Shoplifted : No way.
Ever Gotten a Speeding Ticket: can't drive. That ring any bells?
Ever Had a Secret Crush: Nope
Ever Been to Disney : Yes.
Ever Been in a Relationship: No.
When Was the Last Time You Were Drunk: I am so over this... never.
When Was the Last Time You Were on a Plane: I think I was six...
When Was the Last Time You Heard "I Love You": a couple of hours ago.
When Was the Last Time You Cried: A few days ago.
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of Things in My Past I Regret: I'm trying to ignore them...
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uh....

3 min read
Stolen from :iconpainteddoq:


Birth month:
[ ] January - I kicked
[ ] February - I kissed
[ ] March - I touched
[x] April - I crushed
[ ] May - I wacked
[ ] June - I stabbed
[ ] July - I attacked
[ ] August - I slapped
[ ] September - I scared
[ ] October - I punctured
[ ] November - I scratched
[ ] December - I hurt

Day of birth
[ ] 01 - Feliciano Vargas (Italy Veneciano/ N. Italy)
[ ] 02 - Ludwig (Germany)
[ ] 03 - Kiku Honda (Japan)
[ ] 04 - Alfred F. Jones (America)
[ ] 05 - Arthur Kirkland (England)
[ ] 06 - Yao Wang (China)
[ ] 07 - Ivan Braginski (Russia)
[ ] 08 - Francis Bonnefoy (France)
[ ] 09 - Matthew Wiliams (Canada)
[ ] 10 - Toris Laurinaitis (Lituania)
[ ] 11 - Eduard von Bock (Estonia)
[ ] 12 - Raivis Galante (Latvnia)
[ ] 13 - Lovino vargas (Italy Romano/ S. Italy)
[ ] 14 - Antonio Fernández Carriedo (Spain)
[ ] 15 - Gilbert Beilschmidt (Prussia)
[ ] 16 - Feliks Łukasiewicz (Poland)
[ ] 17 - Heracles Karpusi (Greece)
[ ] 18 - Sadık Adnan (Turkey)
[ ] 19 - Tino Väinämöinen (Finland)
[ ] 20 - Berwald Oxenstierna (Sweden)
[ ] 21 - Vash Zwingli (Suitzerland)
[ ] 22 - Peter kirkland (Sealand)
[ ] 23 - Im Yong Soo (South Korea)
[ ] 24 - Roderich Edelstein (Austria)
[x] 25 - Elizabeta Héderváry (Hungary)
[ ] 26 - Natalia Arlovskaya (Belarus)
[ ] 27 - Gupta Muhammad Hassan (Egypt)
[ ] 28 - Holy Roman Empire
[ ] 29 - Denmark
[ ] 30 - Iceland
[ ] 31 - Norway

Favorite Color: (In his/her)
[ ] Red - Eyes
[ ] Orange - Legs
[ ] Yellow - Head
[ ] Green - chest
[ ] Blue - "Vital Regions"
[ ] Turquoise - Knee
[ ] Violet, or Purple - Arms
[ ] Pink - Heart
[ ] Brown - Feet
[ ] Gray - Eyebrows
[x] Black - Butt
[ ] White - Nose

Zodiacal Sign: (With a)
[ ] Aries - Plush
[X] Taurus - Spoon
[ ] Geminis - Book
[ ] Cancer - Tortoise
[ ] Leo - Fork
[ ] Virgo - Bucket
[ ] Libra - Shoe
[ ] Scorpio - Scissors
[ ] Sagittarius - Pillow
[ ] Capricorn - Cup
[ ] Aquarius - Fish
[ ] Pisces - Knife

Color of the shirt you're wearing: (Because...)
[ ] Red - I'm insane
[ ] Orange - I like squirrels
[ ] Yellow - I wanted to
[x] Green - It was my destiny
[ ] Blue - My mother told me to
[ ] Turquoise - I love pasta!
[ ] Violet, or Purple - I'm bored
[ ] Pink - I'm a princess
[ ] Brown - I love Chocolate
[ ] Gray - I'm very sad
[ ] Black - I'm emo
[ ] White - I like it
[ ] None - I'm invisible

I crushed Hungary in her butt with a spoon cause it was my destiny.

Cool. (God I'm bored.)
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